Dinosaur
2000
I am going to keep this very simple. I really disliked this movie. Imagine if everything that could ever go wrong in a dinosaur’s life actually happened to one. Dead family? Check. Nearly eaten multiple times by bigger dinosaurs? Yep! Getting attacked by asteroids? Of course! All of this happens to the poor Aladar the dino throughout the 82 minutes of this dreadful movie.
Not that it was completely horrendous. It was pretty. But, really, if all that mattered in film was that it was pretty, people would probably be better off staring at a Picasso or Van Gough.
What a movie really needs to be great is an engaging storyline. This was movie was so cliché. It ripped off Land Before Time in every way it could. In fact, the only thought that I was thinking this whole time, besides “Ohhhh when will this be over?!” was “Man, I really want to watch The Land Before Time now!” It’s quite depressing that it was not a Disney movie.
Also, Dinosaur is a terrible name. That is all.
Movie Watching Budd(y)(ies): Oh goodness. Many. Every one of my siblings, including Kristynn, her friend Jonathan, my cousin and her two kids, and my aunt. A lot.
Best Song: Another reason why this movie was terrible. It had no music!
Best Part: When all the dinosaurs were hit with asteroids. Heehee.
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